bananalizard replied to your post: heavyschaumburg replied to your post: bananalizard…
it’s true, I saw her wearing the habit walking home from the bar the other night. she looked a bit haggard and called me a “retarded butt pirate” before puking into her headscarf.
Sounds like a cry for help
(Source: ff-e-a-r-l-e-s-s, via colfercriss)
heavyschaumburg replied to your post: bananalizard replied to your post: nellie is…
can you please stop talking about our sex life? I don’t want people know that you force me to wear a nun’s habit and sing “oh happy day” from the sister act II: back in the habit soundtrack
You act like you don’t enjoy that just as much as I do
bananalizard replied to your post: nellie is talking about you and positions…
filthy church nun, double clown town. ALL of the positions!!!!
You know about the filthy church nun!!!!!! It’s my personal fave!!! It was a little weird at first? Getting smacked repeatedly with a rosary, but then it’s real good.
Which ones?
bananalizard replied to your post: bananalizard replied to your post: heavyschaumburg…
I guess just nod and smile through your teeth.
You should never show your teeth they see it as a sign of aggression
heavyschaumburg replied to your post: bananalizard replied to your post: heavyschaumburg…
its funny because we live together
it isn’t funny because you beat me
bananalizard replied to your post: heavyschaumburg replied to your post: get out of…
someone’s desperate, huh?
It’s embarrassing. Maybe I should forgive her a little bit? She’s my ride home.
heavyschaumburg replied to your post: get out of my life
it was auto-correct! I meant to say I love you
I’ve moved on I think it is time you did too
bananalizard replied to your post: get out of my life
does-this-mean-becca-is-single? ;)
YES. Are you offering? I haven’t been single since Eisenhower was president I don’t want to be alone.
